Thank you for f***ing London right up the ass. Warming weather my ass. Have you been paying any attention of what has been going on down down here?
We have lost our summer and winter. No snow and no sunshine makes Londoners go crazy! We need seasons. Not just one atrociously grey and wet season that lasts for 365 days of the year.
Oh and the week in April doesn't count! It's just cruel really.
Give us a break would ya?
p.s. I'll write again soon. Have loads to catch up on. I've been soooo rubbish! xxx