What's new? I am so epuisée! Totally exhausted! My birthday came and went and sadly it was totally uneventful! Why? Because I was stuck at the office for 14 hours without setting foot outside! Our new PR consultant arrived from New York and man oh man is she tough! She didn't even care that it was my birthday! How can I explain Elisabetta Schneider? Let's put it this way, she makes Cruella Deville look like Mother Theresa. I can now say I have looked evil in the eye... and I survived! haha!
Within the first 10 minutes of arriving in our office, she had offended me, my boss, Damien and pretty much everyone else on staff. She dismissed me from a meeting by waving me away and telling me to "go handle secretarial things"! She told Damien he has a "pretty face put a hallow head" and she called my boss ugly to his face! You'd think today would have been absolutely unbearable but her out-of-left insults kept us all on our toes, I haven't laughed so hard at work in months! I don't know how her assistant deals with her! The woman is INSANE!
Unfortunately, the NYC-Paris time difference did not work out in our favor. Elisabetta and her assistant Lara arrived around 11 am claiming jet lag and at 11 pm we were still in the office! And next week will probably be more of the same shenanigans! Lucky the bride of Satan goes back to NYC on Friday and I will only have to deal with her via email. I'm sure she'll be just as pleasant digitally as she is in the flesh! I'm in for another crazy week!
I miss you both tremendously!
Bisous xx Ophelia
haha hilarious ! she sounds like a biatch ! good luck ophelia !
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