Turns out the little guy jumped out last night and landed in a drawer that was slightly open at the very bottom of the dresser then flopped around to the back of it and jumped out landing underneath the drawer! Not until we took out all the drawers did we find the shiny yellow fish. He looked like a hidden jewel amongst all the dust!
I am still weirded out!
Miss you guys. Sorry for being a dickhead lately about everything! Don't blame you guys for not wanting to talk.