Are You Kidding Me?!

Rose, you sneaky little thing.  That girl sounds like a total bitch.  Get that job, girl!  And speaking of bitchy things to do, I really feel like I should clear the air, especially since I am leaving for New York on Monday.  Flora, you know I love you, but we have been friends since we were ten and I think it is pretty shitty to disappear in the fucking Outback for two months without sending word to your best friends.  I was worried sick by the unanswered emails, texts and calls and even more so when your family said you were off on a "expedition of self-exploration"!  Would it have killed you to at least let us know?  I know we're supposed to hang out in New York this month but frankly I am livid.  How could you?   Well, we'll have plenty of time to hash this out starting next week.  I am sure you have your reasons but god, could you be more selfish?!  


In other news, I scored myself a freelance gig in New York so I won't just be loafing around (Rose, I am sure you're thrilled to hear that I'm actually working and not just galavanting.  Isn't that the word you always use to describe my travels?)  Yours truly will be in the city Monday through Thursday and in the Hamptons on the weekend.  August is going to be amazing!  Flora darling, I sure hope we're friends again soon.  Wouldn't want you to miss out on all the Hamptons fun! 


Bisous xx 

the world's a stage

Flora, I fell of my chair when I read this.  You went on a fucking walkabout?  I need details asap!  Have in NYC ladies.
LA so far is good.  I am still interning for the director and slowly plotting to push his assistant out of the picture! (evil laugh)  It must be working because she hates to have me back from London.  I am dealing with all of the post production elements now seeing as I was physically there for the shoot and the fact that I have an in at the post house doesn't hurt either ;)  Anyway, the assistant flipped out at me today out of her own frustration and bumped me in the shoulder on her way out of the office.  What a stupid b**ch.  If I felt bad about anything before she just bumped it all away!  She is going down and out! Mark my words... I will have her job by the end of August!

Love you guys,

Honey I'm Home !

Ladies!!!  Ophelia, hope your trip to New York is good, I just got back so let me know when you want to meet up for an epic catch up.  I can't believe you quit your job.  Rose you are back in LA!  I've missed so much!

Well... don't hate me... but after all the bullshit with work that went down, I had to go on a soul search.  So I went on a walkabout in the outback. That's right, the Australian Outback!  And after all that time with snakes, spiders, kangaroos and a whole lot of sand... I  am still as lost and confused as ever... At least I met some fit men along the way...  it wasn't all a waste of time ;)

I'm back now.  Unemployed and eternally an intern.  More updates soon.


Kisses,

An Evening Of Amazing Entertainment

Went to a screening of The Dark Knight Rises with my boyfriend (yes I have a boyfriend... more on that later...).  Amazing film.  I now have Batman envy.  I want to BE Batman... and I want to BE WITH Robin.  Enough said.  It's not perfect by any means, but I dare any of the haters to make a film half as good as Chris Nolan!  Then came home and crushed on Jax and watched a few episodes of Sons of Anarchy. Love Jax... <3 ... sigh....   

Have in NYC, Ophelia!  Let me know if you get a hold of Flora and give her some shit for this MIA act. It is  just a load of BS if you ask me.  No excuses.

Anyway love you! 

xxx

Paris-New York

Bonjour girls,

I am sitting at my favorite café having my morning crème and tartine and thinking about how much fun I had in London with you, dearest Rose. 

Flora, since you have fallen off the face of the earth and I am blissfully unemployed (and frankly a little bored!), I have decided to come looking for you! Sure, some might say I should look for a job instead, but since when do I listen to the unsolicited opinions of others?! 

SO... I am booking a ticket this afternoon and I've decided to spend August in New York! I need a little break from Paris (too many run-ins with exes and too many tourists!) so why not get away from it all?


Get ready Flora, I'm coming for you!

Bisous xx

Let The Sun Shine

Flora, if you don't write to us soon I am seriously notifying the fucking police!  What is going on with you, girl?!

As for me... after rocking out in London for the better part of 2012, falling for the cutest Brit editor, traveling around a bit with Ophelia after she quite her job AGAIN!!!!  I am now back in lovely, smoggy, WARM LA!

No more rain and grey skies for this eternal intern.  Thank god for that!  There is not a man on that entire island that is worth enduring that weather for!  Simply dreadful.

I'm just glad to be able to wear my flip flops again.  Hallelujah! Just let the sun shine!


xxx,